Thursday, November 21, 2013

Sexless In The City


Anybody that knows me in real life knows that I love a massage.  I might choose a massage over a meal and if you look at my booty you can tell I don’t miss many meals.  I get massages when I need to relax, when I have tension in my body and mind, when I hurt physically and even sometimes when I hurt emotionally.  Something about those long soothing strokes up and down the body…

My last massage, however, hurt like a sonofabitch.  I would say my dude was more physical therapist than massage therapist.  More focused on the fix than the finesse.  The way he twisted, turned, jabbed, and kneaded, I must have needed a whole lot of fixing.  He said my hips were misaligned because of tight muscles and that I needed to stretch more.  So I think “yoga”.

I get a FaceBook message:  “What you really need is sex.”

As a matter of fact, I was told that how I was living was completely back assward.  That being 40 and celibate ain’t what it do at all.  I should be, in fact, having as much sex as possible – by myself and with other people.

Just when I think I’m doing okay in my life I find out I ain’t doing shit right.  Damn.

Sex by myself.  Easy.  No more discussion on that…until later.  I’m thinking about how to talk about that.

Sex with someone else.  Ummm…not so easy.  See, I don’t know anybody here.  Well, I do know one dude but I’m not into being in anyone’s ho-tation so…. (To be fair, I wouldn’t try to have a bro-tation either.)  And if I do reach out and reach back to the familiar, a whole set of problems come along with that.  So I have to ask myself if it’s actually worth it.

So I ask you, is digging up the past worth it to get a little ass?  Should I go out there and find me some strange just to knock the edge off, stretch my hip muscles out…you know, extend my range of motion?  Or should I stick with creating, um, good vibrations alone?

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